Santana Lopez. Bitches Better Recognize.

The name is Santana Lopez, learn it. If you're a guy, you'll be moaning it one day. If you're a chick, you'll probably use it to talk shit. I'm a Cheerio and in Glee Club and if you have a problem I suggest you keep it to yourself. It's for your own safety. Kurt is my lover, and I'm Brittany's duck. And I guess I'm dating a dork named Sam. He's mine.
xoxo, San.

[not related to anyone of any importance, like fox, ryan murphy, or naya rivera. i wish i was though.]

Posted on March 15, 2011 with 8 notes.

funny story.

coolranchdoritos:

vivalalopez:

They took my phone. Your Mom is gonna hate me more but please?

I’ll see you in five hours. And my mom won’t hate you.

Wait, seriously?

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Reblogged: coolranchdoritos

vivalalopez reblogged this from coolranchdoritos and added:

Thank you, baby. You didn’t have to do this.
coolranchdoritos reblogged this from vivalalopez and added:

My girlfriend’s more important. And...won’t know will she?
vivalalopez reblogged this from coolranchdoritos and added:

Well aren’t you supposed to be in school or something?
coolranchdoritos reblogged this from vivalalopez and added:

from your family, why would she
vivalalopez reblogged this from coolranchdoritos and added:

Wait, seriously?
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vivalalopez reblogged this from coolranchdoritos and added:

They took my phone. Your Mom is gonna hate me more but please?
coolranchdoritos reblogged this from vivalalopez and added:

was worried! You won’t answer my texts and...school yesterday! Do you need me