Santana Lopez. Bitches Better Recognize.

The name is Santana Lopez, learn it. If you're a guy, you'll be moaning it one day. If you're a chick, you'll probably use it to talk shit. I'm a Cheerio and in Glee Club and if you have a problem I suggest you keep it to yourself. It's for your own safety. Kurt is my lover, and I'm Brittany's duck. And I guess I'm dating a dork named Sam. He's mine.
xoxo, San.

[not related to anyone of any importance, like fox, ryan murphy, or naya rivera. i wish i was though.]